too funny

i just received my new issue of harper's bazaar and have only really glanced at it so far but one spread that caught my eye and my funny bone was with jonah hill, from the 40 year old virgin and superbad. the photo shoot is called 'the jonah hills' and it harmlessly mocks the hills from mtv, one show that i really can't stand. this brightened my day when i saw it so i'd like to share it with all of you!

"It's like, I can't go to a club with my lady and walk down a red carpet without the paparazzi snapping away. It's a nightmare."

"Shopping is my life. My life is shopping. If Kitson became a country, I would pack up my belongings, move there, and apply for citizenship."

"Sometimes my girl is all jealous and I just say, 'If you date the coolest guy on the planet, you can't get mad that other girls are into him. If you buy a Ferrari, you can't get mad that other people want to drive it. So chill out.'"